"Don't Send In the Clowns"?

Kids in London were polled and it's official: Children don't like clowns. They "dislike" them and find them frightening. Well, dur! As someone who watched Poltergeist as an 8-year-old and Stephen King's It as a teenager, I can tell you that clowns are the scariest damn things on this planet. It's okay, though - I have sought therapy for this phobia.