Food Hates You, Too and Other Poems by Robert Weinstock (February 2009)
And here's a sample poem from the catalog:
Benjamin Benjamin Dietz
Meet Benjamin Benjamin Dietz.
He repeats and repeats what he eats.
He eats sweet-flavored meats,
With his meat-flavored sweets,
And eats beets with his beets with his beets.
The catalog also shows a spread of a great Goodnight Moon parody.
I anticipate this will be the perfect antidote to the plethora of baking-as-family-bonding books coming out soon (or already out).