Hey, maybe I should start baking! Thanks to the Husband for making me laugh!
Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 cup of lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle of Jose Cuervo Tequila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality - pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer........Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one tsp of sugar..........beat again.
At this point it is best to make sure that the Cuervo is still okay, try another cup.........just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the friggin fruit up off the floor...........Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees, and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo, and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.